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Don’t know about you, but I can’t wait for the Kevin Garnett / Carmelo Anthony sequel later this month.  Circle the date: Thursday, January 24th.  The game is sure to be high-drama, and not just because the Celtics and Knicks are battling for Eastern Conference superiority.  No, this goes deeper.  Much, much deeper.

Try Honey Nut Cheerios.

Yes, you heard me right.  The trash talk that set Anthony ablaze in New York on Monday night?  Yep.  Our man KG, the ultimate trash talker, pulled out the ace card that he knew would push Melo straight over the edge.

We’re not talking about Melo’s momma wearing combat boots.

We’re not talking about Melo’s head resembling a Tootsie-Roll Pop (hard on the outside, chewy on the inside)…

No, no, no….

We’re talking about Melo’s wife and the way she tastes…

According to our man KG, Melo’s wife tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios.

Don’t know about you, but I love the way Honey Nut Cheerios taste.  Had myself a big ol’ bowl of them this morning for breakfast.

I really don’t know what the big deal is – I mean, at least she doesn’t taste like spinach, or NyQuil, or chicken liver.

Honey Nut Cheerios.

That’s all it took to send Melo into orbit?  Really?  Wow….just wait until January 24th.

That’s when KG tells Melo that all of Melo’s mistresses taste like Devil’s Food Cake.