Lyrics from Rondo's rap album

[Celtics17]

The name's Rondo, not Hondo
Your D's rusty and it needs
a little bondo

I'm not a KIA, but a Mercedes
My game's hotter than the weather
down in Hades

Kevin Durant?
I'll crush him like an ant.
TNT acts like a sycophant

But that's cool, I'm old school
I'll watch "The Truth" beat ya
in a game of pool

I'm a skater, not a hater
put you in the blender
an' make a mashed potater

This is silly, but I'm a Billy
from the land of Kentucky
where it's hilly

The name's Rondo, not Hondo
I got moves on the court
and on the pond-o

[meta4]

um, that's pretty bad, sorry rondo, stick to balling

[Bogg]

Pretty sure Rondo's not coming out with an album. How long did it take you to put those lyrics together?

[Celtics17]

Thanks alot, guys. Another dream crushed.

[Falcon63]

Thanks alot, guys. Another dream crushed.

HAHAHA, classic :P