Paralysis Analysis!

[CaptChris]

How do you beat a team who shoots Lights Out? The Knicks have the answer.

You take 15 more shots in the game. -- 88 shots -- 73 shots

You get 10 more total rebounds. -- 44 -- 34

You get 10 more "O" rebounds. -- 15 - 10

You force them into 18 Turn-overs. Get em PP!

You come with your "D" League Secret Weapon! -- Earl Baron

You put plugs in your ears, so you don't have to listen to the Celtics telling you how good they are.

Then you get the Celtics: "PP is our Go To Guy"! Every team in the league hopes the Celtics give the ball to PP in crunch time. OUCH

Tell Baron that Perk can't stop you. He doen't put a body on you, and can't guard you away from the basket. Hall of Fame. UGLY

Pray that Ray Allen only gets 10 shots. Prayer Answered. There is a GOD.

Break up the KNICKS!

[Spleen]

It has been said that insanity is the act of repeating an action yet expecting different results.

Without any hustle, rebounding, fighting for loose balls, and allowing your opponent free drives down the lane and wide open threes to a club in love with 3-ball, along with not moving quickly enough to establish position only to get caught reaching as the guy is blasting by you, then why should the results be any different?

Watching the team fold like a amateur poker player on Sunday, much like the previous meeting with Cleveland was a sight to behold. Perhaps for the last time, they had a stroke of luck to pull off a victory. Why then two days later in New York are they unable to dominate one of the weaker teams in the league? Is this a sign of championship caliber team? The coach is still talking about conditioning and there are only 5 games left.

An APB has been sent out regarding the whereabouts of Daniels. This was supposed to be a team with a strong second unit that could come in and sustain and increase the lead while the starters got a breather. How many times has that happened in recent memory? Wallace has been coasting all season, just makes you want to jump on the court and smash his arrogant face in. Daniels ain't anywhere near the player that we thought we were getting, and that isn't even mentioning his annual stint on the DL. Williams was a pleasant surprise but has been sequestered to the bench once Big Baby got back from his 2 months off for stupidity. Nate started like gangbusters but has tailed off a lot, and you know he isn't getting the job done when Doc is putting TA in there as the PG off the bench.

Haven't mentioned a thing yet about the starters, because beyond Rondo developing into one of top PG's, what can you say about a KG or PP on the decline. Ray has found some shooting the last couple of games, but how long can we expect that. Perk is Perk, and with tendonitis in his knees, he can't keep up or get up. Better to cancel the playoffs and go home and rest. In a word they're: Done.